HOST: Welcome, all! It's yet another inane episode of The fanART Show, getting the straight and skinny on your favorite characters for a whole one episode. Today we are joined by Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket. Greetings, Miss Honda.
TOHRU: Hi! I'm so happy to be here! It's such an honor!
HOST: Yeah, yeah. I'll try to keep this as exciting as possible. Let's face it; you're not that interesting of a character. There are plenty of other Japanese schoolgirls running around out there.
TOHRU: I'm sorry…?
HOST: Please. Now on to the questions. Has anyone ever voiced their opinion to you about how lame your series' title is?
TOHRU: …What's wrong with our title?
HOST: Are you kidding me? FRUITS BASKET? It has nothing to do with fruits, baskets, fruits in baskets, baskets on fruits, or any combination of fruits and baskets whatsoever.
TOHRU: I don't see where you're going with this. Fruits Basket is the name of a popular children's game that serves as a touching metaphor fo